magicaldestinies:

idreamofjimmy:

works for me

I always found it so sweet that they actually took the time to answer these questions so that they could continue being friends with Jimmy

jasperislington:

I know what happens next.

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

“Soviet” means “union”
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Last night I was at Rutters getting a milkshake with my friends and this guy came up to me and gave me a flyer and asked me to check out his mixtape and now I know what all the Twitter jokes feel like

sarahtypeswords:

zombieholmes:

therealsteveharvey:

i can’t believe christmas starts tomorrow 

not if you live in britain first we gotta light up some fireworks and burn shit because some guy tried to blow up parliament

also if you live in america we have some turkey to eat and genocide to ignore